Rawr, Ashton Kutcher Is My Boytoy.

I was watching SNL last night, and I discovered something. The writers are seriously going downhill. Like, they've turned into one of those snowballs that cartoon characters push down hills and they just get bigger and bigger and bigger until they crush somebody. Only, instead of a snowball, it's a bunch of writers. And instead of a hill, it's a fucking MOUNTAIN.

I mean, they had ASHTON KUTCHER on there last night. Besides being the equivalent of a chocolate truffle in yumminess, he has so much comedic potential! They had so many opportunities! But all they did were stupid little skits that were, honestly, TERRIBLE. It makes me cry inside. Especially since I only just started watching it last year because of my tender age and "innocent" mind that my parents didn't want tainted. Fortunately, junior high and high school taint even the most innocent mind quickly enough that you can watch SNL and laugh. Or you COULD, ten years ago. NOT ANYMORE, BUDDY! The best I saw was a rerun of Will Ferrell classics, summer last year. He's no chocolate truffle, but he handles the stupid and ridiculous very well.
The best part of last night's episode was when Monsieur Kutcher ripped his pants off to reveal very tight leopard-printed underwear. They should ALWAYS have him rip his pants off. Rawrrr.
DAD, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT! ;)

Tonight is the Superbowl! And, I am a little sorry to admit, I don't even know who's playing. I apologize, football fans. I almost regret not becoming interested in football. It seems to be everybody's backup topic. When all else fails and things become awkward, talk sports. They have rules and regulations, and you can easily discuss them, etc. I will be going to a par-tay at my mother's friend's house. I will eat delicious crap and watch commercials and play with the guests children and pick up babysitting jobs. Also, I enjoy the company of the babies. They don't judge you, and don't get mad at you unless you take their toys or anything. Sometimes they get mad when you don't understand them. They're pretty awesome, though. I think they may be geniuses in disguise who read minds.

Example:



Now there's a pretty awesome baby.

Love
Love
Love
Samm

Song Quote Of Note: "Stay a while and maybe then you'll see a different side of me."
Title: Unwell.
Artist; Matchbox Twenty.