Today, I had an adventure with Red Bull. Although it wasn't so much an adventure as an opportunity to complain and whine and bitch. AND WHO'S GONNA MISS AN OPPORTUNITY TO DO THAT?
So. I'd never had a Red Bull before, except for a taste of Red Bull Cola, which tastes like a liquefied doughnut in a bad way. Red Bull seems to have a talent for tasting like liquefied sweet things, because this regular Red Bull tasted like a Fruit Roll-Up, only put in a blender with carbonated water on "puree." I had to drink it for an experiment. To see if energy drinks turn you into zombies. I've heard they do.
No, really. I had to test the effects of energy drinks on physical performance (running) for la clase de ciencas. My "subject" and I both recorded how Red Bull affected us. Let me tell you this. It does not give you wings. Or if it does, it's for two seconds and then they pluck your feathers and shoot you. My head started to feel like it was stuffed with cotton and being smacked with a board. Then, my eyes started hurting and it took effort to move them. There wasn't any SOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR and then KER-ASH. There was just a giant KERRRR-ASHASHASHHHHH. Also, I'm sure there was a small Kaboom.
Swimming practice today, we swam with pantyhose and sneakers on.
Weirdest. Thing. Ever. It's like being a mermaid with a drag chute. Try it sometime.
Plus, it was pajama day. But I always feel like an outcast when I participate in these themes during "Spirit Week" because everybody thinks they're Entirely Too Awesome to join in the amazing chance to wear fuzzy pants. Or they forget.
Explanation Of Title: There isn't one. I just wanted to say "penguins."
Love
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Song Quote Of Note (Of Note. Get it? I make PUNS!): "It takes a crane to build a crane."
Title: Life Is Wonderful.
Artist: Jason Mraz.
^^^P.S. I love him. I'm going to marry him. And our children will be beautiful and have voices that will make people fall at their feet begging "LET ME BE YOUR SERVANT!" Yes.
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