Bad Things.

Today we will talk about bad things.
Things that are...BAD.
I am going to make a list of some things that are bad, to warn you of them.

1. Paper Cuts.
Simply, these things SUCK. It's kind of like somebody planted a tiny little bomb in this piece of paper and the second it touched your finger, it EXPLODED. That's exactly what it's like. It's that feeling you get when you run your nails across a chalkboard or scrape a fork against a plate, that feeling that makes you wanna grind your teeth together and cringe until your neck breaks.

2. Zombies.
Zombies=Dead people that have come back to life. Nobody knows exactly how it's done. They vary between wanting flesh and brains. They don't die very easily. Sometimes you can kill them with fire, but not always. IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE KIND OF ZOMBIE. This is partially what makes them so dangerous. You can't tell what they'll do next. But it IS for sure that they'll lumber around and go "Urrrr...."
How To Fight Them: Since you don't know how to fight them, due to difference in species...RUN LIKE HELL. Got it?

3. The "We Need To Talk" Talk.
Parents, boyfriend, girlfriends, friends, teachers, and people close to you will generally say this when You Two Need To Talk. Now, this could either be dangerous or not. It depends on their tone. Listen for the tone. If the tone sounds low and ominous and doesn't change pitch much: "WE NEED TO TALK." It's probably going to be bad, or the person is just in a hurry. There is no way to combat this. You will avoid it and avoid it and avoid it as much as you can, but you won't be able to put it off forever. Just get it over with. Or go to Wal-Mart, buy lots of comfort food in case it's really bad news, and THEN get it over with.

4. Catching Your Ass On Fire.
I'm pretty sure that explains itself.
But it's not a good idea.

5. Bad Hair Days.
Pretty much the apocalypse in itself. Bad hair days are omens. They tell you that the rest of your day is going to be just as awful as your hair.

6. Having To Spell Weird Words Like "Pneumonia" And"Diarrhea" In Public.
And then your grandfather, who made you spell these words in the first place, decides it's also a good time to quiz you on whether or not you remember that tongue twister he taught you in first grade..."Theophalus Thistle, The Successful Thistle-Sifter."
Trust me.

To be continued....

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Samm

Song Quote Of Note: "Welcome, misfits, orphans all/the ones who feel they don't belong/you were made to rock/so stand up tall."
Title: Rock What You Got.
Artist: Superchick.