I Promise, I Wasn't Kidnapped.

I know you all are terribly worried because I was gone for over a week, but the truth is, I am very busy and I use my free time to sleep.

Also, I'm lying.
It takes a shocking amount of effort to write a blog post, because, being a young blogger, I feel this excessive need to please people, and I my vocabulary is perhaps not ginormous enough to suit your needs.

DID YOU KNOW...ginormous has been added to the dictionary? This is NOT a lie. It's completely true and AWESOME. So, the next time somebody tells you, "Ginormous isn't a wooooord." Then you can say, "Bitch, it IS. Look it up. OHHH, WHAT NOW?!?! WEBSTER SCHOOLED YOU. IN THE FACE."
Say it just like that. They'll think you're cool.

Guess where I was on Saturday? A COLLEGE CAMPUS. Oh, yes. For State music contest, we went to the Mizzou campus. I won't describe the whole thing to you, because it may bore you, but it was GORGEOUS, and they have this giant chapel thing in the middle that just screams, "TAKE A PICTURE OF ME!!!" (I did). Then, out of nowhere, while my friends and I were walking to get food, our innocent eyes untainted by anything naked (except for me since I was mooned those two weeks ago...oh, how I was scarred...), some frat boys came running by wearing only...

Girls' underwear and sneakers.
Their hair was shaved so that only a little strip was left in the middle of their heads.
And their friends were driving next to them screaming and cheering them on.
There was also a rather...large...guy involved in all this running.
Remember that scene in Juno where she's talking about the guys while they run? Watch it. You'll understand...it was like that.

It was horrible and also AWESOME, but I don't know why. It was one of those things that makes you go..."Wow, college is going to be interesting."
It also makes you blush and giggle. Or, if you're like the girls standing about ten feet away from me, it makes you squeal and scream "I LOVE YOU!", causing one of the bolder boys to run over and hand her some piece of paper with what I think was an advertisement on it, and giving us a much closer view of some things you really don't wanna see when you're standing next to your boyfriend, or, really, when you're standing next to ANYBODY.

Run-on sentences For The Win.

Love
Love
Love
Samm

Song Quote Of Note: "It takes a crane to build a crane."
Title; Life Is Wonderful.
Artist; Jason Mraz.